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We three kings of Amsterdam are,Bearing stories we've travelled thus far,Bridge and coffee shop, lager and lemon hop,Ambling from bar to bar. Amsterdam of wonder, Dam of light;Dam of Gouda into which we bite;Westward Leading, Eastward Proceeding;Guide me back to Centraal with sprite!Born a Joe on Bethlehem's PayneCheese he ate in unknown terrain inRotterdam, Gallway, Timbucktoo, Crawley:Is Kit's GPS inane? Amsterdam of wonder, Dam of light;Dam of Gouda into which we bite;Westward Leading, Eastward Proceeding,Guide me back to Centraal with sprite!Chocolate banana pancakes ate Nick, Matimong's Emmenthal burnt on a stick,But Rosie Taylor, where did they mail her;She seemed to disappear quick? Amsterdam of wonder, Dam of light;Dam of Gouda into which we bite;Westward Leading, Eastward Proceeding,Guide me back to Centraal with sprite! The beer is mine (he said), its bitter perfumeExudes the vivacity of Tilda's ballroom,But sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying,Was Toby's malt alcohol-free flume. Amsterdam of wonder, Dam of light;Dam of Gouda into which we bite;Westward Leading, Eastward Proceeding,Guide me back to Centraal with sprite! Out of his sleep behold Him arise (and wake),King of Grahamography and Gacrifice.Alleluia, alleluia!Earth to Graham replies: Amsterdam of wonder, Dam of light;Dam of Gouda into which we bite;Westward Leading, Eastward Proceeding,Guide me back to Centraal with sprite! From Balthjosar, Melchlio, Chrisgaspar(Joseph Payne, Dec Alto 3; Leo Benedict, Can Bass 2; Kit Holliday, Dec Bass 3)